wow Ethan you are without a doubt the shitties agent that ever lived

Ethan do you know how to move yourself forwards in any way that doesn’t involve you aimlessly hurtling yourself onto hard surfaces several meters below

Ethan there is a way to stop a moving vehicle without crashing it into other things

Ethan what are you even doing

C’mon Ethan the Michael Nyquist is a billion years older than you and he’s still not stumbling around like a drunk rhino 

Etha —

Ethan I can’t

Oh my god Ethan what the hell is wrong with you

Ethan you suck

Where’s Brandt give me more Brandt at least he knows what he’s doing and doesn’t look like he spent the past weeks snorting cocaine

Why are you pants so fucking tight, Ethan

Ethan why are you — why are you doing that

What are you doing

Oh look Ethan needs the hospital again what a fucking surprise

Moar Benji pls

So remind me again why this guy is considered their best agent

I have no idea what’s going on any more

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit　

Have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(Source: buttcamp)

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle